Below are the 2 most recent journal entries recorded in Richard Wilkins' LiveJournal:

Thursday, January 16th, 2003
8:08 pm	Unproductive Day First order of business - I want to just take a minute to thank my Faith for these great pictures she scrounged up for me. Instead of just faxing me a couple of newspaper clippings that were setting around, she took the time to turn them into ready-made icons with clever little captions. Does that girl have initiative, or what? Worth more than a thousand of these despicable minions down here. Which brings me to the second order of businesss...staffing. It has just been a heck of a week, trying to find a decent campaign manager! Even the morning rain of brimstone couldn't cheer me up today. You wouldn't believe the difficulties in trying to find a smart, capable, honest body to lead my campaign of doom, destruction, and dental hygiene. Why, some of them have gone years without brushing. Simply unacceptable. So I am now accepting applications from The World Above. If you think you have what it takes to lead and manage a campaign for next century's Lord and Master of Hell from the inception to the conclusion, drop me a line and we'll have a little chat. (Just want to note: "Lord and Master of Hell?" Not people-friendly at all! I will make changing the office to "Leader of the Free Underworld" or "Mayor" a priority as soon as I'm elected. It won't do to have the lesser demons feel unappreciated.) Lastly, I've taken to following the journals of many of Faith's friends, ex-friends, and evil-little-girls-who-stabbed-her. I have to say, while I'm glad the youth of today are keeping journals, I'm frowning at the debauchery. LSD in the curry? Sexual prosthetic devices in the garbage? Moping about the house for days? Really, Rupert, this is sloppy parenting. You need to get them involved in community activities! You could have a bake sale...or put on a play...the possibilities are endless with that many impressionable young kids. You could start, of course, by getting Faith out of that nasty correctional facility. The place is festering with uncleanly guards and women who do not make good role models. Steps will have to be taken. In the meantime, I have a business proposition for the younger Summers girl. Mayoral Candidate R. Wilkins Current Mood: aggravated (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 14th, 2003
1:15 pm	Testing Well, lookee here. Hell has its own ISP! Who woulda thunk it? Of course, it's dial-up, but who really needs all those DSL bells and whistles? I'll leave that for the kids. It's a very pleasant day today, as it always is. Hot enough to discourage all those nasty germs, year round. No more carrying moist towellettes in my coat pocket...frees up space for my handy-dandy new PDA! Christmas present from the Lil' Demons League. Sweet kids. Er, demonspawn. Hell's a lot bigger than Sunnydale...keeps me on my toes! After I got settled in, I decided to clean up around here. The screaming and carrying on in the streets is all well and good, but do the tortured souls really have to use such profanity? It's worse than Sunnydale High. Have just placed an ad for a new campaign manager. Having the last one get disemboweled every day around twelve really turned out to be pesky. Couldn't take my contributors out to lunch. Going to...what's the term...sign off? Phone's ringing off the hook. Faith - heard you're thinking of joining back up with Evil. I know you'll do the right thing...remember your roots! Let me know if you need anything at all. Mayoral Candidate R. Wilkins Current Mood: chipper (5 Comments |Comment on this)